Finnegans Wake is the last novel of one of the greatest writers of the 20th Century, James Joyce. He spent 17 years writing its 648 pages and not one of those pages can be said to make sense in any conventional way. The main characters of the book are a husband and wife named HCE and ALP.
The Names of HCE:
Howth Castle and Environs (3)
hod, cement and edifices (4)
Haroun Childeric Eggberth (4)
he calmly extensolies (6)
Hic cubat edilis (7)
How Copenhagen ended (10)
happinest childher everwere (11)
Hush! Caution! Echoland! (13)
How charmingly exquisite! (13)
heathersmoke and cloudweed Eire's (13)
Hither, craching eastuards (17)
hence, cool at ebb (17)
earwig (17)
Head-in-Clouds walked the earth (18)
A hatch, a celt, an earshare (18)
Jarl van Hoother (21) 
hive, comb and earwax (25)
Humme the Cheapner, Esc (29)
humile, commune and ensectuous (29)
hubbub caused in Edenborough (29)
Harold or Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker (30)
enos chalked halltraps (30)
Hag Chivychas Eve (30)
Humphrey of Harold (30)
earthside hoist with care (31)
H.C.E. (32) 
Here Comes Everybody (32)
Habituals conspicuously emergent (33)
H. C. Earwicker (33)
Hesitency was clearly to e evitated. (35)
Excreation as cleverly to be honnisoid. (35)
H.C.Earwicker (36)
hotel and creamery establishments (36) 
High Church of England (36)
Heidelberg mannleich cavern ethics (37)
hup a ' chee (38)
Eglandine's choicest herbage (39)
Eagle Cock Hostel (53)
corn and hay emptors
Hyde and Cheek, Edenberry (66)
Houri coast of emerald (68)
Et Cur Heli! (73)
at Howth or at Coolock of even at Enniskerry (73)  
highly commendable exercise (85)
H2CE3 (95)
hagios curios encestor (96)
Humfires Chase (97)
Ear canny hare (97)
hasitense humponadimply (97)
Howforhim chirrupeth everechbird (98)
en caecos harauspices (100)
Homo Capite Erectus (101)
Handiman the Chomp, Esquoro (102)
He Can Explain (105)
Howke Cotchme Eye (106)
Huffy Chops Eads (106)
hardily curiosing entomophilust (107)
eternal chimerahunter (107)
Elberfeld's Calculating Horses (108)
Hear! Calls! Everywhair! (108)
Cheepalizzy's Hane Exposition (111)
Eariwcker (119)
his hes hecitency Hec 
Hans the Curier (125)
a conciliation cap onto the eskers of his hooth (126)
Hirish tutores Cornish made easy (126)
hepatgon crystals emprisoms (127)
coal at the end of his harrow (127)
escapemaster-in-chief from all sorts of houdingplaces (127)
hidal, in carucates he is enumerated (128)
homoheatherous checkinlosseggs (129)
Hwang Chang evelytime (130)
hoveth chieftans evrywehr (131)
hagion chiton eraphon (131)
a hunnibal in exhaustive conflict (132)
comm, eilerdich, heckleury (132)
hallucination, cauchman, ectoplasm (133)
eschatological chapters of Humphrey's (134)
Hewiit Castello, Esquerry (135)
caller herring everydaily (136)
Hennery Canterel -- Cockran, eggotisters (137)
head in camera and excruciated (137)
honorary captain of the extemporised (137)
Elder Charterhouse (137)
excrescence to civilized humanity (138)
H. C. Endersen (138)
hears cricket on the earth (138)
combarative embottled history (140)
H.E. Chimney's Company (141)
East Conna Hillock (160)
history, climate and entertainment (173)
Henressy Crump Expolled (176)
King fierceas Humphrey (196)
How he used to hold his head as high as howeth, the famous eld duke of alien, with a hump of grandeur on him like a walking wiesel rat. (197)
Huges Caput Earlyfouler (197)
has a codfisk ee (198)
Hircus Civis Eblanensis! (215)
Hump (220)
Howarden's Castle, Englandwales (242)
Hocus, Crocus, Esquilocus (254)
easy, calm your haste! (262)
Hoo cavedin earthwight (262)
emerald canticle of Hermes (263)
Haud certo ergo (263) 
Harbourer-cum-Enheritance (264)
Even Canaan the Hateful (264)
Eat early earthapples. Coax Cobra to chatters. Hail, Heve, we hear! (271)
Enter the Cop and How (306)
Hircups Emptybolly (321)
Major Hermyn C. Entwhistle (342)
Here endeth chinchinatibus (367)
Horkus chiefest ebbynuncies! (373)
Hence counsels Ecclesiast (374)
hear, O hear, Caller Errin! (394)
Highfee the Crackasider (418)
HeCitEncy! (421)
Helpless Corpses Enactment (423)
His Esaus and Cos (433)
Hip confiners help compunction (433)
Hayes, Conyngham and Erobinson (434)
crass, hairy and evergrim life (455)
home cooking everytime (455)
Ecce Hagios Chrisman1 (480)
Hankalus Childared Easterheld (480)
Hillcloud encompass us! (480)
humeplace of Chivitats Ei (481)
house of eddy's Christy (481-2)
Hell's Confucium and the Elements (485)
Hullo Eve Cenograph (488)
his coglionial expancian (488)
Heavencry at earthcall (494)
Hosty's and Cos, Exports (497)
erica's clustered on his hayir (498)
How culious and epiphany! (508)
Hodie casus esobhrakonton? (508)
huggerknut cramwell energuman (512)
herreraism of a cabotinesque exploser (512)
Edwin Hamilton's Christmas pantaloonade (513)
Hostages and Co, Engineers (518)
homosexual cathesis of empathy (522)
Hotchkiss Culthur's Everready (523)
hosty in his comfy estably (523)
hidebound homelies of creed crux ethics (525)
Human Conger Eel (525)
eirenarch;s custos himself (532)
Ho, croak, evildoer! (532)
handshakey, congrandyoulikethems, ecclesency (535)
Haveth Childersn Everywhere (535)
Hello, Commudicate! How's the buttes? Everscepistic! (536)
The elephant's house is his castle. (537)
Hodder's and Cocker's erithmatic (537)
haunted, condemned and execrated (544)
herrors I could have expected (545)
Hery Crass Evohodie (546)
I was her hochsized, her cleaveunto, her everest (548)
Holiday, Chirtmas, Easter (556)
Hemself and Co, Esquara (557)
Eh? Ha! Check again.  (559)
How chimant in effect! (569)
Horsehem coughs enough (571)
Honuphrius is a concupiscent exservicemajor (572)
heathen church emergency (574)
Herenow chuck english (579)
hydrocomic establishment (580)
Humpfrey, champion, emir (582)
our hugest commercial emporialist (589)
honoured christmastyde easteredman (590)
A hand from the cloud emerges, holding a chart expanded (593)
Heliotropolis, the castellated, the enchanting (594)
horned cairns erge (594)
Henge Ceoleges, Exmooth (594)
He canease (595)
hailed chimer' ersekind (596)
hullow chyst excavement (596)
heat, contest and enmity (597)
Homos Circas Elochlannensis (600)
Higgins, Cairns and Egen (604)
Hagiographice canat Ecclesia (604)
Hump cumps Ebblybally (612) 
Health, chalce, endnessnessessity (613)
Have we cherished expectations? (614) 
heroticisms, catastrophes and eccentricities (614)
as hophazards can effective it (615)
the hartiest that Coolock ever (616)
earnestly conceived hopes (617)
erect, confident and heroic (619)
helpyourselftoastrool cure's easy (622)
Ericoricori coricome  huntsome (623)
hockockles and everything (623)
Hoteform, chain and epolettes (623)
the hardest crux every (623)
The Names of ALP:
addle liddle phifie Annie (4)
Apud libertinam parvulam (7)
alp (17)
Annos longos patimur (100)
A.L.P. (102)
Annah the Allmaziful, the Everliving, the Bringer of Plurabillities (104)
Amy Licks Porter (106)
alp or delta (119)
Anna Livia (128, 195, 196, 198, 199)
annoys the life out of predikants (138)
Amnis Limnia Permanent (153)
All about aulne and lithial and allsall allinall about awn and liseias. (154)
anna loavely long pair (182)
all her lines, with love, license to play (197)
Annuska Lutetiavitich Pufflofvah (207)
Anna was, Livia is, Plurabelle's to be. (215)
Ann (220)
Approach to lead our passage (262)
And let luck's purseplutteral lucy at ease! (262)
Apis amat aram. Luna legit librum. Pulla petit pascua. (262f)
ALP (in diagram), alpha-pi-lambda (293)
A is for Anna like L is for Liv (293)
Ante Ann you're apt to ape aunty annalive (293)
Antiann (293)
A.L.P (297)
Anne Lynch (406)
artis litterarumque patrona (495)
Alas for livings' pledjures! (496)
Anna Lynsha's Pekoe (506)
Annabella, Loveabell, Pullabella (512)
Absquelitteris puttagonnianne (512)
Appia Lippia Pluviabilla (548)
my annie, my lauralad, my pisoved (548)
Annshe lispes privily (571)
alptrack (577)
Arbor to La Puiree (579)
alpsulumply wroght! (595)
Ad Piabell et Purabelle? (610)
Arrive, likkypuggers, in a poke! (613)
Are we for liberty of perusiveness (614)
A plainplanned lifferyism assemblements ( 614)
ancient legacy of the past (614-5)
Alma Luvia Pollabella (619)